Complete 36-page Ensign Two Books ship out at the end of April 2013, but we promise to continue to post the strips here once a week through July for free.
What have you done, Spock...
every universum in the whole fiction is now attacked by Mary Sue!
Oddity 3/5/2011 4:09:23 pm
Dear god, she can have naruto, just leave bleach alone!
IMNC 3/23/2011 10:40:48 pm
After Aizen revealed his Xanatos Roulette, he can have Bleach too.
Kyle Rheaume 4/15/2011 4:45:40 pm
All she's missing to take over is The Mushroom Kingdom!God help us all!
kennysdead03 7/20/2011 11:22:22 pm
she's a captain too! DD:
njdss4 8/24/2010 4:16:55 am
I was rather surprised I knew what most of those incarnations of Ensign Sue were from. The only ones I'm not sure of are the top right one with the fishnet stockings and the cat-thing with the glowing ring. (Sonic?)
njdss4 8/24/2010 4:17:54 am
NVM, I think I can see an "S" on the chest of the top right one now, (SuperSue LOL) though I could be wrong.
Kaeyron 8/24/2010 6:20:49 am
I think the cat thing is just "Random Furry"
Caprikorn28 8/24/2010 9:29:34 am
Noooo, that'd be a Sonic reference. She's holding one of his oh-so-famous rings.
lion 8/27/2010 6:33:19 am
and she's wearing gloves
ChozoSpacePanda 7/20/2011 6:34:48 am
I think she's actually a sonic character.....
Spotted 8/24/2010 7:09:33 am
I'm thinking that you're right, it's Sonic.
astria505 3/6/2011 8:57:45 pm
Yup its the Sonic incarnation.
Cynlee 8/24/2010 6:50:04 am
Ninja Turtle with fishnets???? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
OMG, this is like every fandom at fanfiction-- LOVE it, LOVE it, and I LOVE the bit at the end-- everyone always says that Star Trek spawned the first "Mary Sue" stories!!!
YAY!
Cynlee 8/24/2010 6:53:28 am
Awww... and Le' Cutest was adopted by Kirk... how kawaii!
Spotted 8/24/2010 7:08:36 am
Oh, man, THAT explains the lightning bold beauty mark! There is no hope for the future..
Kev 8/24/2010 8:38:16 am
Heh.. that's some kind of awesome.
strider0170 8/24/2010 9:26:32 am
hahahaha. . . That's so Meta. . .It's all their fault that Mary Sue is loose in the multiverse. . . cute! And knowing Ensign Sue, this is NOT the end. . .
AnimeFan 8/24/2010 10:02:56 pm
I wonder if the rules regarding your alternate selves defined by "The One" apply here, lol.
k3ttch 8/25/2010 10:22:07 am
Nice touch. It actually was Star Trek fandom that coined the term "Mary Sue" in reference to overpowered self-insert fanfic characters.
I just don't recognize the samurai Sue between Sonic Sue and Ghostbusters Sue. Is she from Ruroni Kenshin?
Galen 8/25/2010 12:17:51 pm
That's actually a Bleach Shinigami that she is pulling off there. Technically, a Vizard since she has half a Hollow Mask.
Am I missing something here? 31 page book, but only 26 pages long?
au 8/25/2010 3:45:49 pm
:) the above panel counts as two pages. I got the hard copy version, and the book is basically a long rectangle, so when their are installments like the above, it accounts for two pages in the actual hard copy.
lion 8/27/2010 6:38:07 am
oh that's Ghostbusters Sue! I was all "who the hell is next to Wolverine Sue?"
Caprikorn28 9/4/2010 2:35:58 pm
The samurai Sue is a 'VIzard' Sue, like the Shinigami in Bleach that have Hollow powers. She's got the mask thing on the one side of her face.
KiraraDemon 8/25/2010 4:21:55 pm
What, no Twilight? The type of person a Mary Sue is is perfect for Twilight?
J.D. 8/25/2010 5:24:23 pm
Bella wasn't enough for you? XD
Nicole 8/25/2010 9:15:31 pm
There is a Sue in Twilight...her name is BELLA SWAN.
IMNC 3/23/2011 10:43:28 pm
And her real name is Stephenie Mayer.
J.D. 8/25/2010 6:15:45 pm
I'm pretty sure I know all of these...but the red one with the horns...? She's holding a lightsaber, yes?, so... and she might kinda maybe resemble.. Darth Maul?? So my guess is Star wars. Yeah?
star rick 8/26/2010 11:41:58 pm
Ahsoka (Anakin's Padawan) From Star Wars: Clone Wars the animated series
Nicole 8/25/2010 9:14:32 pm
Oh god...not even My Little Pony is safe! D: What's next? The Last Unicorn?
I see a Harry Potter reference, along with Star Wars, Sailor Moon, Naruto, TMNT, *sob* My Little Pony, DC Universe (Superman), Sonic the Hedgehog, Bleach, Ghostbusters, and Marvel Universe (Wolverine).
Gee, Sue, you forgot Mortal Kombat.
.....FUUUUUUUU----
Charley W 8/30/2010 12:21:59 pm
Charley W 8/30/2010 12:23:20 pm
Charley W 8/30/2010 12:24:26 pm
My Little Pony, eh? Now THAT'S a fan demographic waiting to happen...
Rukario 8/30/2011 5:11:07 pm
Let's just hope she doesn't infect StarFox, Pokemon, One Piece, Resident Evil, Ninja Gaiden, *shudders* Halo, MW2, Black ops, World at War, Bad Company, etc.
Seishin 8/26/2010 12:32:58 am
I finally get the last panel! It's a reference to other "Mary Sues" that are commonly in those other genres.
luseylottay 8/26/2010 8:59:45 am
And so the Mary Sues were born into the world
to forever bring destruction to the internet as we knew it.
There is no turning back now,
the world is doomed.
Rememeber: "it is those that deny the Sue that are in most need of Her Grace"...
lion 1/23/2011 10:03:48 pm
Oh well im screwed
Charley W 8/27/2010 12:19:48 pm
Charley W 8/27/2010 12:20:02 pm
Charley W 8/27/2010 1:53:52 pm
Testing.
(My previous comment didn't appear.)
Karl 8/28/2010 2:18:53 pm
A lightning bolt beauty mark... REALLY?
Hannabeth 8/28/2010 5:34:52 pm
WHAT sonic and ghostbuster ? Is nothing Sacred anymore ?
Vanshira 8/28/2010 11:18:53 pm
All she needs now is a Keyblade...
Nightfall 9/2/2010 6:55:19 pm
Dear God no. There are already enough sues in fanfiction for KH.
IMNC 2/18/2011 1:13:00 pm
Correction: there are already enough Canon Sues in KH.
smileycow 8/29/2010 5:43:58 pm
Does Naruto Sue have two different color eyes? That's awesome:D
Excuse_girl9000 8/29/2010 7:10:56 pm
Well, CH'YEAH!
It's the Sharingan, of course! :b
IMNC 3/23/2011 10:46:34 pm
And the Rinnegan. If she could have three eye sockets, she'd have a byakugan too.
Charley W 8/30/2010 6:21:15 pm
The Power of the Sue compels you to do a sequel! The Power of the Sue COMPELS you!!!
Sailor Sue, hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ....
Holly 8/31/2010 4:07:58 pm
WHAAAAAT oh my god Spock. XD
Charley W 9/13/2010 12:05:15 am
Re: XMen Sue.
Wouldn't Marvel Girl/Phoenix fit better with the Mary Sue concept rather than Wolverine?
Charley W 9/16/2010 7:01:39 pm
I mean, I wouldn't want to be the one to inform Wolverine of the new costume- with fishnet stockings...
"What do you MEAN, 'It's a Fashion Statement', Bub?" (snik)
The Horror, The Horror...
IMNC 3/23/2011 10:47:51 pm
Marvel Girl is a Canon Sue. A true Mary Sue would be like Wolverine, because Wolverine is everyone's favorite X-Man.
jbart321 3/6/2012 11:16:33 pm
Logan would tear her to shreds if she ever came near him like she did to Kirk. She wouldn't last five seconds...of course, in that universe she would be a mutant and she can alter reality...hmm...
Charley W 9/13/2010 2:43:08 pm
And there are sooooooo many other avatars of the Sue: Time Tunnel Sue, Dune Sue, H. P. Lovecraft's ChSuelu Mythos, Planet of the Sues, Plan Sue From Outer Space, The Sue and I, Gone With the Sue, Married With Sue, Lost in Space Sue, Hentai Sue, CatGirl Sue, Neon Genesis Sue, Card Captor Sue, The Lord of the Sues, Dungeon & Dragons Sue (one for EACH edition!), Swift's Sue's Travels, 177Sue, I Dream of Sue, Jurassic Park Sue, Godzilla Sue, Titanic Sue, War of the Worlds Sue, Troy Sue, BatSue- these are but hints of the Infinite.
Remember Bowman's last message in 2001: A Sue Odyssey? "My God, It's full of Sues!!!" He found out...
Jonn 9/15/2010 10:15:55 am
You forgot...
*shades*
...Doctor Sue.
Zwright 9/18/2010 11:16:53 am
I'm just glad that there is no Sue-gate SG1/Atlantis/SGU just think about that. she is Half Goa'uld, Half Replicator, Half Wraith (yes I Know that I have
Exceeded 100%) and of course Half Ancient.
Charley W 9/23/2010 12:39:18 pm
Not so much forgot as that the Doctor's 'Companions' are ALREADY Sues...
Sure, there are INFINITELY more: I could mention Fibber McGee and Sue, FrankenSue, Magical Girl Pretty Sue, The Beverly SueBillies, Don't Open Until Suesday, Project Sue, Dr. SueLove, SueWitched, Sgt Sue's Lonely Hearts Club Band, The Dark Side of the Sue, Sue and the Giant Strawberry, SueNote, The Sue of the Opera, SueWatch, Final Fantasy Sue, Bela Lugosi Meets Mary Sue, all those movies with the Sue Sisters such as SueNuts and A Sue at the Races, or Abbott and Costello and Sue Meet Finklestein, and those children's books by Dr. SUEss. I liked Horton Hears a Sue, and the movie wasn't too bad, and it was kind of cute that they got the same actress to voice Mary Sue Who in How the Grinch Stole Hanaukah, but I thought that a LIVE-ACTION The Sue in the Hat movie was rather a bit much.
Mick 10/21/2010 8:27:07 am
This makes my head hurt and soul die a little more.
lion 1/23/2011 10:05:58 pm
Doctor Sue?
IMNC 3/23/2011 10:51:09 pm
The vast majority of those wouldn't have sues. You don't even seem to be trying. You're just sticking "Sue" into movie/anime/game titles. I mean, Titanic? It sinks. End of movie. The only sueish thing she could do would be make it not sink. Then it would be over.
stuffalupogas 9/14/2011 4:25:47 pm
That's not really true; after all the point of Mary Sue is to get everyone to fall in love with her/be popular/et.c. So Titanic Sue's main goal would be to steal Jack *eyebrowwiggle*
TheOne 9/22/2010 10:29:05 am
I think she would fit in with Sailor Moon perfectly. They're all Mary Sue's anyway...
Lydia 12/9/2010 8:28:59 pm
I agree lol
IMNC 2/18/2011 1:15:15 pm
It's Suelor Moon.
soulborg63 9/29/2010 1:26:02 pm
OH NOES D: TO MANY SUES!
Alexa 9/29/2010 11:38:02 pm
xP Bleach Mary Sue, including hollow mask and everything!
Oh, and I didn't comment on the last one, but the infinity sign for her 'birthmark' was a nice little feature to the whole idea of having her infiltrate every other tv show/book/etc. It made me laugh pretty hard.
The Mother 10/1/2010 12:20:51 pm
I am terrified.
Tayono 10/1/2010 7:28:50 pm
Aaaaw...Kirk adopted Le Cutest Of Beagle!
TK 10/8/2010 8:10:03 am
I just realised the naruto version seems to have BOTH Sharingan and Byakugen
MonsterTheDog 10/8/2010 9:11:26 pm
Visored Shinigami Sue... I'm gonna go throw up blood now... and fall to the ground, foaming at the mouth, my brains irreversibly damaged.
The Gir-Minator 10/16/2010 5:38:01 am
After seeing this, I fear for my writing. Seeing so many Sues at once might cause her to enter my own stories.
lion 10/17/2010 9:32:19 am
Im glad theres no mario sue
OMG!!! Productions 6/22/2012 10:44:12 pm
YES!!!! I would have seriosly killed my self if ensign sue ever went for mario..... espescially the mariokart games. Now THAT would have sucked.
lion 10/17/2010 9:34:32 am
The horror of it ALL!
funkyaqua 10/24/2010 10:42:03 am
Is it really possible for there to be a My Little Pony Mary Sue?...
moonrosepetal 11/15/2010 5:49:40 pm
Of course! Pony Sue would be the prettiest Pony of all who is the most sincere. Her major flaws are her shiny tresses that even reflect the morning's rays and that she has an odd number of feathers in her ever so delicate and graceful wings.
....I think I'll go sit in a corner before I think of anymore.
urahkin 11/17/2010 4:35:31 am
i like sues warped personality i want to make a oc like he but.... i dont think its safe...
urahkin 11/17/2010 4:36:00 am
ops her!!!!!
StreetBoyWill 11/17/2010 8:46:32 pm
I have an idea...the most evil idea ever...all the sues...eventually join forces and fight the one thing that is more powerful than any of them - the army of Gary-Sues!
StreetBoyWill 11/17/2010 8:50:34 pm
Oh, and you forgot to add Dragon Ball Sue, Pokemon Sue, Digimon Sue, Bioshock Sue (Big Sisters??) Buffy Sue, Avatar the Last Airbender Sue, Avatar Sue, Zelda Sue, Mario Sue, Yu-Gi-Oh Sue, Battlestar Galactica Sue, the list is endless...
Xythius 1/12/2011 10:07:57 am
HER POWER LEVEL ! I DONT BELIEVE IT ! ITS OVER 9000 !
THATS IMPOSSSSIBLE !
lion 1/23/2011 10:11:03 pm
No, NOT DragonBall or Mario or Pokemon or Zelda or Yu-Gi-Oh or Avatar the Last Airbender. Any other series I don't care much about.
YRPOtaku169 11/18/2010 5:14:13 am
I swear to the Egyptian Gods that if she touches the Yu-Gi-Oh! Multiverse, she's going to have to deal with my OC, Itsu!
She is an interdimensional troubleshooter (a lot like the Doctor) who protects the Yu-Gi-Oh! Multiverse from interior and exterior threats!
And she HATES Mary-Sues!
YRPOtaku169 11/18/2010 5:15:19 am
In fact, maybe I could create an RP off of this...
May I have permission to use this concept?
IMNC 3/23/2011 10:54:14 pm
She should commit suicide... because SHE'S A SUE!
Jerod C. Batte 11/24/2010 9:27:44 pm
I am SO hoping Ensign Sue winds up in the TNG/DS9/Voyager era at some point! 8D
GraphicArtist 12/4/2010 12:03:08 am
Oh dear God she's a VIZARD!? What has come upon the Bleach universe!?
Galen 1/30/2011 2:56:54 pm
She's half-human, half-shinigami, half-hollow, half-vizard, half-quincy, and she's 4th seat or higher on all the Gotei 13 squads.
IMNC 2/18/2011 1:17:53 pm
No. She's Captain of the Zero Squad and has two shimgami zanpakuto, each with their own Bankai, and a Ressureccion.
whatever 7/13/2011 6:08:06 am
And she's Aizen daughter, a child prodigy, got through the academy in half a year and, of course, every male in Bleach loves her. Even the ones she will force in her favourite Yaoi-couple.
lion 12/11/2010 7:03:30 pm
At least there's no plumber sue
lion 12/11/2010 7:04:19 pm
Wait i already put that one
lion 12/11/2010 7:14:59 pm
When is the next one coming out
Vega 12/14/2010 11:28:51 pm
XD You forgot Dragon Ball Sue! Can you say first fully female Namekian?(Whose secretly Half-Saiyan, Half-Genie, and Videl's long Lost sister.... Ethnicity doesn't mattter in Sueverse.)
WeirdFuzzyThing 12/15/2010 9:14:15 am
Oh thank god it said the end FOR NOW!!!
CrU 2/3/2011 11:43:55 am
Kinda reminds me of kamen rider decade...
darkenergy 2/6/2011 8:55:18 pm
I was traumatized by the mirror Sue. Now I'm just huddling in a corner, crying.
Weegie jr. 2/15/2011 4:11:36 pm
No..., NOOOOOOOOO!!! IT CAN'T BE SO!!!! THE END IS NEAR!
(whimpers, hides in corner, rocking...)
P1_gdude 2/25/2011 1:50:51 pm
What about the Suellars trilogy? The Good, The Bad, and The Sue, A Fistful of Sues, and For a Few Sues More!
astria505 3/6/2011 9:02:05 pm
Its nice to know the power of the red shirt can overcome the power of the Mary Sue. To be honest when my friend told me about this I half expected her to be a red shirt that went on every away mission, saved the captain and everyone and came out of it without a scratch......we all know the power of the Sue......But damn its just nice to know Nothing can overcome the power of a red shirt.
SteamPunkPaladin 3/12/2011 3:14:35 pm
Potter Sue has a scar under her left eye. :D
Maggie 3/29/2011 7:09:54 pm
Is the Sue between the X-men one and the Bleach one from Bioshock?
AJeebes 4/25/2011 5:02:40 pm
I'm pretty sure that that is supposed to be Ghost Busters.
The one and only Titan 4/7/2011 4:16:51 pm
Hay, just wondering...
Has this set of comics died? do you update regularly or just whenever? I've read everything on this page (Ensign Sue through Everything Else) but in the last few weeks, nothing's been added...
Sarah 4/7/2011 8:26:43 pm
This set of comics is not dead! Promise. Weegie got updated last week, and there are other comics in the works for other series RIGHT NOW.
That's kinda the deal with Pot Luck though... it's supposed to be a surprise. We keep a weekly update schedule for Mascot, 2 times weekly for Trigger Star, and 3 times a week for Spink. There's just me and Kevin on the art. So we do Pot Luck when we can, you know?
Really though, there's times when we've got a story like Ensign Sue and we'll stock up a huge batch then put them out slowly to make them last longer.
So this set of comics is mostly intermittent with periods of higher frequency... very Pot Luck.
Does that make sense?
Puppet-Girl123 4/9/2011 6:23:43 am
Oh dear lord. All my dreams have died in a small little corner with knives in them.
Thanks a lot Spock.
Thanks.
A.
Lot.
StarFire 4/9/2011 2:52:08 pm
Ahh Ha! Mary sue and I have a common goal. Our conquests!
Pie4ever0 4/29/2011 8:17:22 am
Hey, the book ad says it's 32 pages! But if you count this last one and the first (which aren't numbered) it's only 27! They're hiding more Sue from us!
dracolytch 4/29/2011 9:17:04 am
When printed, the comic listed on the web as 01 takes 3 pages. This comic takes 2. Add in the covers, and you're at 32 pages.
Bryan 5/5/2011 6:02:15 pm
The pony should be a winged pegasus.
bekkajo 5/19/2011 9:19:20 pm
With a unicorn horn.
...Oh my god. What if she's her own pet? SUECEPTION.
~ZelinkForever~ 6/10/2011 10:08:14 pm
they forgot to put a girl with ebony hair with purple streaks and red tips
Jerod C. Batte 6/11/2011 3:44:09 pm
Um, that was Evil Mirror Sue, remember?
Tim00777 6/24/2011 6:11:07 pm
Nooooooooooo, it can't be the end
Gigamech 7/6/2011 12:27:26 pm
the sonic reference is actually to princess Sally of the *old* sonic comics featuring Rotor the walrus, Sally the (chipmunk? i don't freakin' know.) our favorite blue speed demon and his trusty sidekick, a cyborg bunny (wtf) and an idiotic rodent-thingy named Antoine d'coolitt. in the top right is supergirl sally.
jayson 7/21/2011 11:43:19 am
Antoine was a fox like tails.
Tj 10/30/2012 10:10:29 pm
He's a coyote, actually.
Psycho 7/20/2011 10:25:35 am
Harry Potter, Star Wars, Sonic the Hedgehog, Sailor Moon, Bleach, Naruto, Ghostbusters, TMNT, X-men, MLP, and Superman...
Is it sad that I know every universe she's in?
Poison-Stripes 7/20/2011 9:05:25 pm
Oh dear God...Even...*gulp* Power Rangers, VR Troopers...OH GOD SPOCK! WHAT HAVE YOU AND JIM DONE?!!
Poison-Stripes: She comes anywhere near ME, I will send the bitch back where she belongs, to the ninth circle of Hell! *bares teeth and claws*
jayson 7/21/2011 11:44:40 am
Anyone else realize that "Naruto Sue" Has bigger boobs and two different colored eyes?
PMCG99 8/15/2011 4:47:43 pm
Spock Screwed up the verse'!! It Would Have been nice to see Sue as princess peach though....
asdf52815 8/16/2011 7:32:44 pm
At least Death NOte wasn't f*#!-ed up
Poison-Stripes 8/29/2011 8:31:13 pm
Poison-Stripes: I hate to break it to you but there's a chance she might fuck that up as well.
Bellaluna 9/5/2011 11:14:46 pm
What a my little pony Mary Sue. oh Celestia help us.
Arella17 9/15/2011 7:13:09 pm
I love this series it's hilarious.
TriforceGirl 10/12/2011 1:24:26 pm
and that is the story of how mary sue came to be in the world of fan-fiction.
lion 10/28/2011 1:24:04 pm
Its funny how people are still commenting on this page
Lisilosi 12/9/2011 8:11:00 pm
(now there are 11+ Sues)D8
OMG!!! Productions 6/22/2012 10:54:37 pm
If this were made into a Flash vid (which they should do), Mariokart 64's Rainbow Road music would make the perfect ending credits music for it.
Oh, and also....
SPOCKWHATTHEHELLHAVEYOUDONENOWENSIGNSUESTAKEOVERTHEENTIREUNIVERSE!!!!!!!!!!
I hate you, Spock.
Just FREAKING hate you.
Tj 10/30/2012 10:12:24 pm
I love how the first time I read this, there were all these "Would there really be a My Little Pony Sue...?"
Looking back at it now, with Friendship is Magic going into its 3rd season soon..It's kinda scary how this comic called it. Lol