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Alright Spock!
No more fuckin' around, let's just shoot this bitch in the face!
Spotted 8/3/2010 9:29:33 am
Haha, YES! Kill that little perfect *****!
alexandravan5 8/3/2010 12:10:36 pm
Her hair changed again... and the settings on the phraser? Those are the best xD
Zenara 5/12/2013 10:12:17 pm
'Pocket Death Star'... ARE YOU TRYING TO START A FANDOM WAR? Or just kill some poor unallied folk?
Cynthia 8/3/2010 1:37:55 pm
I imagine this will be a prime example of "easier said than done".
Karl 8/3/2010 6:34:52 pm
OHHHHHHHH! He said it!
MachiasB 8/3/2010 10:02:04 pm
Watch the glitter fly, Ensign Sue's gotta die!
Knowing her powers, Kirk will probably have an urge to leap in and save her... or the enterprise will collapse into a black hole. Either way...
Vanshira 8/7/2010 3:23:04 pm
No, I'm willing to bet either the phaser is out of power/set on stun, or Ensign Sue is simply immune to it. My wager is on immunity, personally.
VoodooMath172 1/1/2011 1:00:42 am
My money's on someone randomly being compelled to steer the ship into a black hole, causing Spock to misfire and KILL HER ONLY SURVIVING WORM RELATIVE! Hmm, perhaps she really IS a space-worm shaping their/our perception of her...
YES! ANOTHER TROPER! We are but a few, my friend...
Thorn on Ice 8/6/2010 8:41:35 am
This troper assumed from the very beginning that the author of this strip is a troper him/herself.
ewok40k 8/7/2010 2:16:20 am
to add another tropes:
BFG - avoided
more dakka
infinity+1 sword (or gun)
chekhovs gunman (spock!)
fs1034 5/28/2011 4:07:38 pm
Don't forget Mary Sue itself is a trope.
ashsprout 8/5/2010 4:54:34 pm
Ahh! This is so funny. I love spock.
lion 8/8/2010 8:43:55 am
I would choose pocket death star too
lion 8/8/2010 8:45:40 am
And if there was big bang I might choose that instead
Skeletoncrew 8/9/2010 1:33:45 am
If there were a "Big Bang" option this would have to be an adults only comic.
lion 8/11/2010 6:35:09 am
i dont give a s**t
AwesomeJohn 8/11/2010 11:16:37 pm
kill her! KILL HER NOW!!!
Phibbles 8/12/2010 1:10:14 am
"Pocket Death Star"???
I am loving this more and more and more and more. Seriously <3
Hannabeth 8/28/2010 5:55:14 pm
To quote MST3K or Rifftrax "We have a title"
soulborg63 9/29/2010 1:21:11 pm
"pocket death star" XD
Tayono 10/1/2010 7:06:54 pm
My goodness...
After seeing the last panel, I almost feel sorry for the gal.
The one and only Titan 4/7/2011 4:29:14 pm
It's strange, but this page right here sort of justifies a Mary Sue Character. Think about it, if the universe bent around your will, wouldn't you become a perfect person, without flaws and having every skill? I know I would. It sorta makes me want to create a character justified in a similar manner.
Therix 9/4/2012 6:50:32 am
Not really, since bending the universe to a character's will actually creatures the Mary-Sue. It doesn't justify it, it's just another qualifier for a 'Sue character.
It's the reason GMs can't have characters in roleplays; they are the universe, thus they may alter it as they please, thus any character they would own has the same skill, thus their character can alter their universe, thus their character is unbeatable, ergo the character is a Mary-Sue/Gary-Stue