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I like that you used the pepto-bismol colored Klingon blood.
Kahuna 7/13/2010 10:02:04 pm
YES! The pink-colored Klingon blood is consistent with the movies, thanks for that!
robowarrior 7/14/2010 12:35:32 am
I'm glad they got the color of the blood right.
Billy A.D. 7/14/2010 12:59:12 am
Actually Star Trek 6 is the ONLY time Klingon blood has been pink.
All those times in TNG and DS9 when Klingons sliced their hands open to draw blood, it was good old fashioned red.
ElvenBookwyrm 7/14/2010 11:37:33 am
Has... has that dog been assimilated?
Facet 7/14/2010 10:13:23 pm
locutus of borg = le cutest of beagle
"Woof wuuff. Rooof groof." -You will be slobbered on. Resistance is futile.
Billy A.D. 7/15/2010 1:26:33 am
Oh good God, is that seriously where the dog's name comes from!?
Locutus??
lion 8/8/2010 8:28:04 am
Die already
Hannabeth 8/28/2010 5:49:07 pm
how can she have that many halves, it's mathematically impossible. What is she like manbearpig ?
Charley W 9/12/2010 11:40:47 pm
Well, it COULD be: "I'm half Vulcan, and half of the remaining is Klingon, and half of the remaining half (which would be 1/4 th of the whole) is Russian, and half of THAT is Japanese, etc." (or in whatever order she does it) in a logrithmic system; but I suspect it's Writer's Math.
Rachel 8/26/2011 6:02:45 pm
that's the point; Mary Sues have no logic. just like the timeline mishap earlier.
Jack_Tsuchiyama 11/24/2010 7:16:00 pm
Anybody else notice the disappearing and reappearing earring between panel 1 and 2? xD
The one and only Titan 4/7/2011 7:48:10 pm
Yeah, her bangs were covering it in the first panel, or so I'm assuming.