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Kirk should just get Security to haul her ass out of there.
And it's so true. Mary Sue timelines make zero sense.
Timtim 12/16/2011 5:47:26 pm
he should be like chris rock in Head of State and just go "... SECURITY" and have his ninja security pull her away.
Charley W 8/13/2010 12:20:42 pm
No, it doesn't make sense to YOU; but she DOES make sense- to herself. And that's What Counts in Sue-Dom. It's a beautiful example of Ultimate Selfishness Disguised As Whatever You Want to Rationalize It As.
Charley W 8/18/2010 9:45:39 pm
Ok, I get the "it's a WORMhole, so there must be worms" joke, but I'm missing the "worms died" joke. A Dune reference?
Vanshira 8/19/2010 5:09:41 pm
Nah, they just died to make her past extra-tragic. Because it wouldn't be half so heartwrenching if the worms were still alive.
jean 8/26/2010 12:43:13 pm
how can somebody be so annoying?
...AAAAAAAARGH....
Charley W 9/12/2010 11:33:11 pm
Oh, come on. Don't tell us that you don't know anyone that actually is like this!
Thomas 12/2/2010 2:50:09 pm
I take it she's supposed to be a commentary on all poorly thought-out Trek Fanfic characters.
Rachel 8/3/2011 4:14:45 pm
close. she's just a commentary on ALL Mary-Sue characters in fanfiction. the most famous is Ebony/Enoby Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way from the Harry Potter fanfic My Immortal. *shudders*